(859): Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They’re not fucking people.
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[Image: Molly looking exasperated with her hand on Harry’s chest. Harry look very pleased with himself.]
(703): so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing “Jesus is risen” and “God loves you!” on the eggs. i wrote things like “I’m naked!” and “there are drugs in these eggs!” on mine.
(304): Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus… I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
(610): last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured “mm blonde”. i don’t know what to think about this situation.
(216): If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.