(732): Yeah I mean subtle isn’t how I’d describe your flirtation strategy last night
(215): And noooow we’re smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
(225): I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
(816): We all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome.
(615): The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
(615): UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
(850): Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
(850): I ‘m gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife