Owls From Last Night
owls-from-last-night:

(360): Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
(1-360): I think the word you’re looking for is flabbergasted.

owls-from-last-night:

(360): Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?

(1-360): I think the word you’re looking for is flabbergasted.

owls-from-last-night:

(410): Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I’ll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
(301): I accept this challenge.

owls-from-last-night:

(410): Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I’ll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.

(301): I accept this challenge.

owls-from-last-night:

(207): My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. She said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.

owls-from-last-night:

(207): My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. She said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.

(+44): Holy shit I’ve found my last one night stand in my Gran’s knitting club

(+44): Holy shit I’ve found my last one night stand in my Gran’s knitting club

owls-from-last-night:

(717): Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power

owls-from-last-night:

(717): Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power

(716): I can’t wait til me and pit bull can just be together

(716): I can’t wait til me and pit bull can just be together

owls-from-last-night:

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(720): Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand

(720): Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand