Owls From Last Night
owls-from-last-night:

(860): I’m drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens.

owls-from-last-night:

(860): I’m drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens.

owls-from-last-night:

[Image: Harry and Ron talking while Hermion has just punched Draco, who is recoiling and being held up by Crabbe and Goyle]
(908): I just saw her punch a kid in the face. i always knew she was the girl for me.

owls-from-last-night:

[Image: Harry and Ron talking while Hermion has just punched Draco, who is recoiling and being held up by Crabbe and Goyle]

(908): I just saw her punch a kid in the face. i always knew she was the girl for me.

owls-from-last-night:

(914): Sometimes I think I have too much self esteem.  Then I realize, I’m just really fucking pretty.

owls-from-last-night:

(914): Sometimes I think I have too much self esteem.  Then I realize, I’m just really fucking pretty.

(910):
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said “no drugs unless you’re sharin,” my confidence in him is not high at the moment

(910):

oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said “no drugs unless you’re sharin,” my confidence in him is not high at the moment

owls-from-last-night:

Tumblr’s a jerk about resizing, so here’s today’s in photoset form.

owls-from-last-night:

(407): What if there is no right person? Maybe it’s just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.

owls-from-last-night:

(407): What if there is no right person? Maybe it’s just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.

owls-from-last-night:

(732): Between the two of us we’ve fucked every guy at this table

owls-from-last-night:

(732): Between the two of us we’ve fucked every guy at this table

(480):
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said “turn this into pizza!” It felt like a scene in a ‘coming of age’ teen comedy.

(480):

the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said “turn this into pizza!” It felt like a scene in a ‘coming of age’ teen comedy.

(732): Yeah I mean subtle isn’t how I’d describe your flirtation strategy last night

(732): Yeah I mean subtle isn’t how I’d describe your flirtation strategy last night

owls-from-last-night:

(215): And noooow we’re smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER

owls-from-last-night:

(215): And noooow we’re smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER