Owls From Last Night
(859): Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They’re not fucking people.

(859): Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They’re not fucking people.

Submitted by speaking-in-forked-tongues
owls-from-last-night:

[Image: Molly looking exasperated with her hand on Harry’s chest. Harry look very pleased with himself.]
(703): so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing “Jesus is risen” and “God loves you!” on the eggs. i wrote things like “I’m naked!” and “there are drugs in these eggs!” on mine.

owls-from-last-night:

[Image: Molly looking exasperated with her hand on Harry’s chest. Harry look very pleased with himself.]

(703): so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing “Jesus is risen” and “God loves you!” on the eggs. i wrote things like “I’m naked!” and “there are drugs in these eggs!” on mine.

owls-from-last-night:

(304): Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus… I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead

owls-from-last-night:

(304): Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus… I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead

(425):
Apparently I’m a “fire hazard”

(425):

Apparently I’m a “fire hazard”

(610): last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured “mm blonde”. i don’t know what to think about this situation.

(610): last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured “mm blonde”. i don’t know what to think about this situation.

(303): I was a little curious what “unspeakable” things he could possibly do to my feet

(303): I was a little curious what “unspeakable” things he could possibly do to my feet

(216): If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.

(216): If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.

(734):
You can’t just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.

(734):

You can’t just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.

(504): how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?

(504): how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?