(860): I’m drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens.
[Image: Harry and Ron talking while Hermion has just punched Draco, who is recoiling and being held up by Crabbe and Goyle]
(908): I just saw her punch a kid in the face. i always knew she was the girl for me.
(914): Sometimes I think I have too much self esteem. Then I realize, I’m just really fucking pretty.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said “no drugs unless you’re sharin,” my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Tumblr’s a jerk about resizing, so here’s today’s in photoset form.
(407): What if there is no right person? Maybe it’s just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
(732): Between the two of us we’ve fucked every guy at this table
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said “turn this into pizza!” It felt like a scene in a ‘coming of age’ teen comedy.
(215): And noooow we’re smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER