Owls From Last Night
(732): Yeah I mean subtle isn’t how I’d describe your flirtation strategy last night

(732): Yeah I mean subtle isn’t how I’d describe your flirtation strategy last night

owls-from-last-night:

(215): And noooow we’re smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER

owls-from-last-night:

(215): And noooow we’re smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER

(225): I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.

(225): I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.

(240): IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP

(240): IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP

(732): Between the two of us we’ve fucked every guy at this table

(732): Between the two of us we’ve fucked every guy at this table

owls-from-last-night:

(816): We all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome.

owls-from-last-night:

(816): We all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome.

(615): The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
(615): UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD

(615): The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.

(615): UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD

owls-from-last-night:

(850): Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
(850): I ‘m gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife

owls-from-last-night:

(850): Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?

(850): I ‘m gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife