Owls From Last Night
(615): The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
(615): UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD

(615): The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.

(615): UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD

owls-from-last-night:

(850): Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
(850): I ‘m gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife

owls-from-last-night:

(850): Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?

(850): I ‘m gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife

(978): He’s like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.

(978): He’s like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.

(708) Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?

(708) Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?


(516): The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I’ll miss at home.

(516): The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I’ll miss at home.

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Owls From Last Night turned 3 today!

Thanks for following everyone! <3 I’m going to post my favorites from the very beginning today!

owls-from-last-night:

(256): I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.

owls-from-last-night:

(256): I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.

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