Owls From Last Night
(425):
Apparently I’m a “fire hazard”

(425):

Apparently I’m a “fire hazard”

(610): last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured “mm blonde”. i don’t know what to think about this situation.

(610): last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured “mm blonde”. i don’t know what to think about this situation.

(303): I was a little curious what “unspeakable” things he could possibly do to my feet

(303): I was a little curious what “unspeakable” things he could possibly do to my feet

(216): If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.

(216): If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.

(734):
You can’t just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.

(734):

You can’t just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.

(504): how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?

(504): how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?

(425): I’m eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex

(425): I’m eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex

(703):
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn’t end up in my car again for 2 months

(703):

just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn’t end up in my car again for 2 months

(281): Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner

(281): Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner

(212): Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling “I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW” like a Viking?

(212): Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling “I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW” like a Viking?